How do you do this?

Before you start...
PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU DO NOT INCLUDE YOUR FACE IN YOUR PHOTOGRAPH. Any images which can clearly identify the sender will NOT be used.

WE ALSO ASK THAT YOU ONLY SEND PHOTOS OF FLACCID PENISES. Any images of erect penises will NOT be used.


1) Try and find a well lit room to take the picture in.

2) Set your digital camera or mobile phone camera to auto focus and auto expose.

3) Hold the camera at arms length in front of you. Turn it so the lens faces your chap, then take a snap.

4) Once you're happy with the picture save it to your computer.

5) Below, press the Add files button and select your photograph on your computer.

6) Press the Upload button and wait for the image to be sent.